Wellness Advice from Olive: Don't Put Things In or Near Your Vagina Because of a Wellness Advice

Kong: I was amused that you decided to take this subject on, Olive. I take it you didn't find Gwyneth Paltrow's gynecological advice to be sound.

Olive: Batina, at the crystal store/head shop where I found an egg, thought it was going to really help me strengthen something. I like the color and shape of the egg, but it didn't give me any powers. The steaming salon just reminded me of wearing pantyhose in August.

Kong: So interesting. I do have to ask an obvious question. To the casual observer, and you know you rarely wear clothing, it appears as if you do not have a vagina or any genitalia, am I correct?

Olive: That's a great question. I don't know? I know I am a female.

Kong: So what exactly did you do with the egg?

Olive: I rolled it around on my belly and then I fell asleep.

Kong: Ah, indeed.

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